THE QUEEN OF BEANS

In the realm of food, the queen of the beans was pretty well liked. Often he was invited to lunches and dinners, in homes and restaurants and also had some good friends: The king of the tomato, the queen of pasta and the king of pork rinds. But he was well aware that its success was not as great as that of his cousin, the queen of lentils. She was the undisputed star of the table for lunch ... Can you imagine in Christmas dinners and New Year. Pasta and lentils liked both adults and children and the king trotter was her date fixed for all parties. So the queen of beans, sometimes complained to her friends, especially with the queen of carrots: "My dear-is vented so-my cousin, Queen of lentils this year has won many awards for the cup ... ... the best first cup contour ... the best prize for the best luck ... the cup for the symbol of the prize money ... the best legume. And me? " The queen smiled including carrots, and for a moment he looked around. Their reign was really beautiful! The mountains were made of whipped cream and chocolate capped by clouds of cotton candy; grass smelled of beer and pistachio and coca-cola flowed like rivers. The houses were huge sandwiches of bread and tuna and roofs constructed with Wiener schnitzel and broiled fish. It was the world's most colorful and fragrant existed: carrots, zucchini and eggplant embellished forests of lettuce and celery giants. The smell of thyme and basil bushes and fences were made from biscuits, bread sticks and fries. The planet earth was very close and could be reached whenever the men wanted a particular food. The awards were established directly by the people. Every desire of a child was a point for that food. Chocolate and pasta were the most popular foods, but legumes, Queen of lentils always came first. The queen of carrots nodded in understanding: "My dear queen of beans understand your outburst! Everyone would like to win at least once a prize ... we should invent one in which you would immediately before. " "But all my colleagues legumes are as good as me. And lentils even more! "The friend replied promptly. "What could I overcome them?" The queen of carrots, interrupting the churches (with a mischievous smile): "And what about after lunch?" Moment of waiting. The queen of the beans fell silent suddenly blushed like a tomato, and shameful then asked. "Um ... are you referring to that little problem?" After a hearty laugh, her friend suggested: "Make that the disadvantage to become your stronger! Invent the prize for the biggest stink made after lunch ... I am sure that the victory will be yours! " Both they burst out laughing, and after a few days suggested the race at all legumes. First prize: The cup of smells. All legumes enrolled ... the king of chickpeas was determined to win ... even the queen of lentils, and many others. But the queen of the beans, surpassing all, won the first prize. And a mephitic cloud lifted from the planet earth ....